Contains swearing in an angry rant type fashion.

I have just spent the last 3 hours battling the spyware that completely took over my pc and I won! I even know exactly who made the spyware because they kept trying to sell my the stuff to get rid of it. These people are Fucking Wankers and need to be hit in the face with a shooe! A large shoe, preferably some form of giant football boot with metal studs.

Getting rid of the stuff is a bastard. It survived 3 system restores (am grudgingly impressed,) Spybot search and destroy (its free and I can forgive her because sher nuked 61 other things) and Norton. Norton Fucking sucks! I pay for this and does it do anything? Does it bloody heckers like! If you haven't heard that one before it means angry no! In the end I had to download something called SDFix. This programe rocks. It nuke things I never knew existed in a very quick and orderly manner. As an aside my final plan to get rid of this spyware was to make my PC explode in a truly unnatural fashion. Possibly involving an orange bunny in some way.

Now I stand before you victorious, well sit I can't type standing up. Viva La Revolution! Long Live The Great Shoe!