Im down at my Dads fion... fian... birds and It is lovely. The house is very cosy and warm and they have a sofa that tries to eat you! its a cool sofa. its a semi but the neighbours arent too bad. Its in a lovely area, theres a canal and barges abd trees. TREES!! I like trees. Jacquie ( my Dads future wife) is a lovely woman I mean imagine the wicked witch of the west cross-bred with the evil stepmother (I dont know maybe it was some sort of evil cloning experiment?) This is about as far from Jacquie as you can get, she is warm and loving and warm, Ok I said warm twice but Im no wordsmith. To give you an idea of how nice she is I needed no people buffer. And I love my buffer. And shes fo*cough splutter*ou but looks in her mid 30's! She is not a describable woman, and better people than me have tried so you will just have to accept that she is fantastic. She is rather feminine though, not in a "Oh this box is so heavy" way but more she just ... i. Yeah I suck words are not my four, for, thing.
There are two kids as well 9 year old Lewis who I haven't met yet and 14 year old Chloe. She is your typical 14 year old girl but so sweet and lovely, imagine SJ Andy Pandy and m,ake her into a 14 year old girl and add a bit of glam. She is great. Im in Chloes room for 5 days wile she is away with her Dad. It has spots lots and lots of spots, red, yellow, green, blue and green. Yes there are two greens there. But there is this Big thrrreatening red spot next to my head that should nevere ever be pushed under any circumstances. I pushed it this morning when I was half asleep. Nothing happened. I was very dissapointed.
Apparently lewis is into New Who, he wont be here on Sunday luckily I should be OK with the not watching it thing. m gonna try to get hold of some DVDs and burn 3 series of Tom and leave them behind for him.
I have been teaching my Dad to use the interweb/PC. This is proving harder than I expected because Russel Hpward is INSIDE my head doing his bit about his dad deleting the internet. It does nto help, Im sure my Dad thinks Im trying not to laugh at him. Ive not mentioned him much. He's just my Dad, me 44, with more skeptisism and better at taking the piss (everyone does it here, its fun) He has 2 6 inch scars above his dangley bits that are still very sore and he is tired alot but thats all t be expceted after a double hernia operation.
My Dad said he would get me a camera for my Birthday so if I am allowed to use it I will take some photos and put them up somewhere.
Oh and Jacquies cups! Jacquie has HUGE cups... That is not a euphamism you bad BAD people. Im sort of happy I left my cup in Dundee now because she has such great cups... Mmm tea. PG tips but that just means I have to start brewing it and then make breakfast. Am I a tea Nazi? I have problems with any proper (not fancy) tea that isnt Nambari. Oh and I got an easter egg. These people rock.

Woah this is longer than I thought. Woah is that the time. I should probably do some revision before Dad and Jacquie get back. My Dad went to hospital for a check up on his dangley bits. 

Kay Bye now.

Oh and can the certain someone who said "Text me lots" please look at her othering phone (I dont feel right swearing properly here.) Or atleast reply.

Im gone baby!